Law Humor:

I found these nicknames for the US Supremes at Lawpside.com’s fantasy Supreme Court contest website. Some are so stupid they’re funny, others are just obscenely funny…



Chief Justice William “I Am Da Man” Rehnquist


Justice John Paul “Even” Stevens


Justice Sandra “Judgment” Day O’Connor


Justice Antonin “Fuggetaboutit” Scalia


Justice Anthony “Don’t Call Me ‘Tony'” Kennedy


Justice David “Buddy” Hackett Souter


Justice Clarence “I’ve Switched to Pepsi” Thomas


Justice Ruth “Darth” Bader Ginsburg


Justice Stephen “Low Fat” Breyer